Illuminati Confirmed
(The first decentralized wealth incubator)
You've stumbled upon the super mega secret website of the new
Illuminati society building the New Memecoin Order.
If you've got the guts to be one of the chosen, keep scrolling.
But if you're a total loser, get the hell outta here, jerk.
$LUMI
Total Supply: 100M $LUMI
Price: $0.000035
Contract: Renounced
Liquidity: Burned
Team Tokens: None
Platform: Uniswap
Token
Blockchain: Ethereum
The Lumi
initiation
initiation
We call the uninitiated who wanna be the chosen ones,
Lumis.
A Lumi is a testosterone-pumped sigma male, vibing on the primal energy of Mars, the new generation of Illuminati.
A Lumi is a testosterone-pumped sigma male, vibing on the primal energy of Mars, the new generation of Illuminati.
Perk #1
Enlightened
by the Illuminati Cult.
Perk #2
Exclusive membership
in Illuminati’s Wealth Incubator
Perk #3
35cm+ dong
that’s what everyone thinks
Perk #4
Priority pass
for Illuminati’s **** **** ***** ***11***24?
Perk #5
The right
to determine the fate
of the world.
of the world.
The history
and the future
and the future
May 4269 BC
Swapped the first cow skin for grub.
September 540 BC
Whispered to the Lydians that coins are the shit, way better
than lame-ass skins.
August 1491
Fucked with Columbus, gave him bogus maps.
October 2008
Binge-watched too much manga, got inspired, and slapped our
agent with the Satoshi pseudonym.
Illuminomics
Illuminomics
May 2024
Illuminati coming out.
June 2024
$LUMI token
(no noobs, Lumi only).
(no noobs, Lumi only).
June 2024
$LUMI Token Generation Event.
Upgrading chosen Lumi to pre-rich status.
July 2024
**1**!$$^(**OIO**)^$$!**24**
August 2024
***3$$@( • )( • ) ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)
November 2024
Total supply:
100,000,000 $LUMI
TGE unlock
Cliff
Vesting
Public sale
Treasury
TGE
Private round
Team
100%
100%
100%
0
0
0
0
0
0
100%
0
0
100%
0
0
Airdrop
100%
0
0
Circulating supply (TGE):
100,000,000 $LUMI
Initial market cap:
$100,000
Public sale price:
$0,00085
Pick your
hustle
hustle
Airdrop farmer
(hardcore path)
(brutal path)
WL grabber
It’s all up to the Grand Architect who scores the juicy $LUMI
airdrop. You gotta show through real moves that you’re slick
enough in spreading Illuminati vibes to hit that pre-rich
status.
The Grand Architect dropped the playbook on us. We’ve slapped it
up in Intract. But peep this—each week the missions get wilder,
and only the hardcore daily grinders can muscle through them.
Stay strong, warrior.
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